Koga and his paper work. A Captain's worst nightmare.

Koga wakes up from his nap,not tired anymore.
Koga from his leaned back position sees there are no more papers on his desk.
"Did I do them in my sleep?"
Koga thought to himself.

Koga sits straight and notices the ground.
"aahh....so THATS what happened to my papers."
Koga said as he looked at over a thousands papers lying all aruond the room.
"At least I closed the hologram so none of them could have gotten out."

Koga begins picking up the papers.
After several hours Koga finishes putting them all together.
"Finally!"
Koga yells,yawning.
"Man now im tired again."
Koga sits back down,his feet on the table.

Koga's feet kick away the 'in' stack again.
"God damn it!"
Koga yells out once again.
Koga hears the shuffling of feet outside stop for a second then he hears loud thuds of running.
Koga knows that they all run so he won't experiment on their bodies.

Koga spends another couple of hours picking them back up and puts them up.
Koga looks at the stack,the stacking looking messy.
"Man I guess I should do this before I mess it up AGAIN."
Koga thinks aloud as he grabs his feather and ink, loving the old school style of writing.

Koga dipped his feather in the ink and pulled it out.
As Koga pulled it out he tipped it.
It tipped over and hit the stack of 'out' papers.
"What the hell!!"
Koga blasted a hado 33 out of his mouth,hitting the right wall,blowing a chunk of it away.

Koga glares at the hole in the wall.
5 heads poke through the sides and look at Koga.
"All of your go get the material to fix this god forsaken wall."
The squad members run as fast as they can,in fear for their lifes.

After an hour of half the squad remaking the wall Koga sits back down.
Koga glares at the stack of soggy,inked, papers.
"Oh god."
Koga picks up the ink bottle and goes to get more ink.

As Koga walks back he carefully places the ink bottle.
He grabs super glue,a glue he got from the human world, and glues the glass bottle onto the desk,where no papers are.
Koga then dips his feather into the ink.
Koga lets out a sigh of relief

Koga grabs the paper in the messey stack which is on top.
Koga looks at the paper and begins to read.
"I Joe,unseated Squad member, bought a 'doll' with the Squad money. Requesting approval for this transaction."
Koga looks at this.
"We have a shinigami named Joe?"
He stamps an approval seal.

(OOCC:Funny how Koga just misses the point)

Koga puts the paper in the 'out' stack and picks up another.
"I,Vlad the Impaler,unseated squad member of squad 12, request money for device to destroy the Soul Society."
Koga just looks at this paper.
"Wait didn't he go to hell?"
Koga stamps a denial seal onto the paper and puts it away.

Koga puts his elbows on the table.
He then holds his head,elbows still in place.
"Man why am I donig all of this?"
Koga wonders to himself,thinking of others who could do it.

Koga leans back in his chair as a hell butterfly appears.
Koga grabs the hell butterfly and listens.
"Oh god....please don't let it be anyone worse than Mayuri."
Koga thinks aloud as he grabs his zanpaktou,straps it to his side and walks outside.

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